Episode 33: A Real Wild Card

September 12, 2017

We're back from the Labor Day holiday. This week we can not stop talking about everything we missed. Rather than pick a main event, we take a long hard look at all the shows we had a chance to catch up on over the holiday and of course took a little time to comfort Beth in her time of need. Yes, she has bed bugs, if that's what you're wondering. 

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Episode 32: Kid Nation

August 29, 2017

This week we’re joined by two, yes TWO, noble gentlemen who add more class and style to our podcast than Matt Damon could possibly add to Lydia’s questionably successful magazine. First up, resident Real Housewives of Dallas expert John Anderson gives us his thoughts on this weeks doggie debacle and funnyman/friend Wes Haney calls in to talk about his favorite reality show, and possibly favorite show-show, Kid Nation. And no, we didn’t forget. If you need to learn more about the deadly gender reveal party, this article is a good start. Don’t forget to check out our Facebook page to watch Beth suffer through 20 bowls of soup! It’s really something special.

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Episode 31: Bachelor in Paradise

August 22, 2017

We say it every week but, what a week. So much time and as much time as we want to talk about it. This week we cover Big Brother's dearest (possible) scandal, Beth's attraction to 90 Day's Sean, and special guest John Anderson drops to by to recap the Real Housewives of Dallas premiere which is also the first episode he's ever watched of the Housewives franchise. Then we tackle one of Beth's favorites shows and a show Molly is giving a chance because of Wells...Bachelor in Paradise. 

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Episode 30: Real Housewives of Dallas

August 16, 2017

Reality TV news is happening so fast we can hardly keep up. This week we tackle blind items, Tamra's daughter and have a very special SUR review from previous podcast guest, Nick Rees. Then we tackle what might be our new favorite housewives franchise (only after New York, nothing beats New York): The Real Housewives of Dallas. Trust us. It's better than ratings suggest. Our rabbit hole takes you down the world of 12 year olds murdering their parents and a crash course in Canadian law. Always end on a high note. **Thanks for your patience with today's tech issues. We aren't worthy of your grace.**

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Episode 29: Enlighten Us

August 8, 2017

We're back after a short vacay and back in action...unlike Tom & Luann. RIP to the greatest, realest marriage there ever was. This week Beth tackles her dark demons around recycling, Molly covers why you should never have Beth on your team when playing Catchphrase and we both give insight on why your family SHOULD get out of the van and enjoy Pedro's grandmother's food g-dammit!! We also tackle the CNN documentary Enlighten Us which if you haven't seen...go watch and then come back for a listen. We don't want to ruin anything for you. 

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9 By Design

July 25, 2017

A very long episode featuring a very short-lived show. Beth kicks things off with a rundown of her terrible week. Then we break down the uneventfulness that is 90 Day Fiance, our weekly Duggar conspiracy update, all the Real Housewives and the Southern Charm reunion...followed by a brief but loving tribute to one of our favorite Bravo shows from the vault: 9 By Design. 

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Real Housewives of Orange County

July 18, 2017

What a week. So much TV to catch up on and plenty of time to do it. From 90 Day Fiance to another bland RHONY, Beth and Molly hit it all before moving on to the show that brought us the greatest TV villain of all time, Vicki Gunvalson: The Real Housewives of Orange County.

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The Bachelor(ette)

July 11, 2017

Beth is BACK. It's the week we've all been anxiously waiting for, except Molly who forgot this was Beth's first podcast back from vacation. This week Beth and Molly are joined by the very funny comedian, writer and actress, Jessie Stegner who is maybe the world's biggest Bachelor/Bachelorette fan. When you're done listening don't forget to Google "Thai murder island." You won't regret it. 

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Real Housewives of New Jersey

July 5, 2017

A day late and still down a Beth, but boy have we got a hot one for you. Listen up as we’re joined by special guest host, Kelly Reilly, author of The Ordinary Adventures of Hannah Alexander, and all around funny lady. We talk all things Real Housewives of New Jersey and educate Kelly on why she has to watch Southern Charm. Also here's a link to our rabbit hole. No spoilers but you won't regret it. 

*Update: Since recording this podcast Kelly has watched all of season 1 of Southern Charm and she’s HOOKED.

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Married at First Sight

June 27, 2017

Beth may be out of town but that doesn't mean we stop the trashy TV train. This week Molly is joined by guest host Nick Reese, aka: the only man who is as obsessed with reality TV as you (probably). Nick talks about TLC's Married at First Sight because, of course he loves that show, that's why. Don't worry, we're not totally Beth-free. Beth pops in from her hometown to gives us an update on Below Deck Med and no matter what she says, Below Deck Med is NOT the bottom of the Bravo TV barrel. That spot is reserved for Southern Charm Savannah.

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